...and not a fetus.

The racism is your own for assuming he's not a native engrish speaker

Everyone knows the best place to find dark matter is on Uranus

Americans need their own car because each one of them is manifesting their own destiny. If humanity needs to pick up the bill in terms of carbon emissions, so be it. We all know that true progress only ever happens on American time. USA, USA,

We love you, America, You make great movies, wonderful music videos. I hope America cures cancer so we can fill the world with more of the most carbon emitting lifeforms on the planet. Seriously, America, let's keep you guys around until we all choke to death. We really do care about you because you're the best.
Sincerely,
The rest of the world.

Socialism!

He can have an aid pick his breakfast/ties if he wants, but he doesn't do that because he likes his cereal and diet cokes. He's an old man now and he's comfortable with routines. There's nothing wrong with that, it happens when you get old. Before you know it you're yelling at the secret service to wipe their feet before they enter the White House. But so what? At least he can spontaneously decide to switch his diet coke for coffee if he wanted to without risking the wrath of an interplanetary time traveling deity.

Maybe he wants the caffeine? Who the fuck cares if he drinks diet soda anyway?

Horseshit. If 2x cpu doesn't amount to an extra $500 of productivity for you then you're more like my grandmother than the average slashdot poster. Upgrading your hardware every 2 years is a no-brainer for anybody who actually makes a living from being productive on a computer.

It will keep out the Space Mexicans.

You messed up the joke.
Doctor: At first you're going to feel a little prick.
Patient: Okay but how about buying a guy a drink first.
Doctor: No problem, but I did I also mention the robot snakes crawling through all of your orifices?

I agree with this guy. Sacrificing your freedom for a few extra mbps is a jackass move, Woz.

I've been unfortunate enough to visit Chattanooga and my guess would be streaming cock fights and incest porn.

One of these assholes saying chocolate is good for your heart. What kind of wishful thinking would lead a sane person to believe in that level of horseshit? If I knew the answer to that I could rule the world.

And farting in bed can constitute an oven.