They suck at riding bikes.

Also I'd like to request a 'snooze bar' feature, sometimes I like to get a few more minutes sleep before getting off the highway.

Drugs are bad mm-kay? Lay off the bong hits for a few hours and then re-read it, maybe it will make more sense.

That would be a no then? Thanks for proving my point, jackass.

Right, because places like Amsterdam are known for being so safe.

Fucker deserves it. I don't know which one you mean, but I agree.

Wait..., when did Prince change his name to Mark Zuckerberg?

I don't think lobbying is corrupt - as long as no bribery is involved. Corrupt is something like loading up your cabinet with Goldman Sachs execs because they contributed to your campaign.

But how bad he is at guessing. Everyone knows you always pick b.

The word master is right there in the name. They really do consider ticket buyers their slaves.

I have a hard time believing they do this out of the goodness of their hearts.

What money? If it were up to the 1% (and it is) there would be no money at all to hire these mythological good teachers you speak of.

What's with wikipedia lately? Jimmy Wales looks like he's going to cry. Sell some ads already.

Anyone who thinks filipinos are hard working has never hired one. I never heard so many excuses for missing work. I think one guy's father died 3 times. But I will say that they are uniquely suited for call center work as they have an infinite capacity for talking on the phone and taking shit from people.

It might have trouble competing with your boy's natural hot chick repellant.