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Comment Re:Not for animals or locations (Score 1) 186

Loss of control of head and/or neck movement: McConnellitis
Sudden loss of balance resulting in blindness: Reid Syndrome
Extreme aging of facial features (and other parts best unseen): pelosoriasis
Mental disorder of persecution complex: obamania
Bipolar condition of opposing beliefs every 4 to 6 years: McCainiac

Comment Re:Brand? (Score 1) 227

Of course, the door latch was replaced twice, the magnetron three times, and the controls once. When you open it, the light doesn't work, and there's a slight whiff of wet cat from when her precious angel of a child was going through his rebellious teenage years. Also, when it starts, the lights dim in the living room and the fridge starts to buzz. But it still works!

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