Had a typical midwesterner conversation this morning in college.
But it was another conversation with another one of those potential Jerry Springer guests or what the rest of America refers to as "midwesterners"...
I was born, raised, and currently live in Missouri. Not only that but I drive, get this, a 4 wheel drive truck and own a rifle. Somehow, in spite of all that, I was able to read and comprehend your entire rambling post. I must truly be a diamond in the rough out here in the vast wasteland of drooling idiots that exists between Los Angeles and New York City.
Sheesh...