Re:Crime is new (Score 1)

Yes, yes, it's all music and games fault, after all, before music and games there was no crime and no violence. "Witch" burning only happened after a Burn the Witch video-game and war and massacre only happened after we got a song telling us to do it.

Correction: the Anglo-American tradition was to hang witches. Continental Europeans burned them. Had the Puritans not had video games and spent their time reading the bible, by contrast, they would have just stoned them to death, which is so much less violent and more Christian.