This argument might hold water if the other Saturn V rockets weren't also stored "out to rust in the sun" for decades before they were sheltered.

I think you mean:

Zee skeell ooff a guud cheff is nut in zee receepe-a, boot in zee ixecooshun. Bork Bork Bork!

For the cost of that laser printer's replacement ink cartridge alone, I can get a quality color inkjet WITH a built-in scanner. While I might not need color prints(nice to have just in case), I'd make the case that a scanner is mandatory in any house.

Science.

How many of you use the problem solving skills that were developed in math class? I may not use math everyday, but I certainly solve complex problems that I'm sure others with less math education would struggle to solve.

I think Ballmer and his wife could get them free if they wanted though.

Samsung: "The judge also thinks his Buick LeSabre is cool."

Sorry that name was taken after my 10 year old's last pool party.

A good first step would be to not offer $250,000 worth of loans to a Philosophy major. Or to anyone for that matter.

I couldn't possibly find another site to replace it.

I second this. Not all particle board is identical. Three bedroom sets, numerous shelves, kid furniture, etc... has all lasted at least 5+ years and a couple moves. And there's no indication that they wouldn't last another 10. The stuff I've bought at the local big box office supply store is FAR worse quality than IKEA. I had a shelf that sagged when I put anything heavier than empty DVD cases on it. Meanwhile, I've got heavy books on an IKEA shelf that have been there 10 years, and it's still "straight as a board".

I think you meant to say "advertisement kiosks".

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

You say that as if it's some recent development. I had high school friends that worked there over 15 years ago and that was pretty much their main purpose as a salesman.

Even their refurbs are getting sent back. I just set up to send in my refurb yesterday. (paid $169 last week!)

However, it looks like they're sending me a brand new one to replace it. Instead of being shipped from Warehouse like the refurb, it's showing shipped from Amazon.

Not sure how I could tell once I got it though...