You don't have to use Google Play to distribute your app, because installing other app stores or direct downloads is a check box in the phone's settings, not a matter of jail-breaking the phone and voiding the warranty. How many times do we have to repeat this? I had a dozen Humble Bundle games installed on my phone before I even left the store or entered my google account, because I had them on the micro-SD card I brought with me when I bought the phone.

Even the cheap $30 earpiece I got from Wal-Mart tells me when it's not connected to the phone. Just this morning, I started pulling out of my driveway when it said "Lost connection." I had left the phone on my desk in the living room. If I turn it on and my phone isn't in range, it says "No phone is connected" instead of "Phone one connected" after announcing the talk time.

You know TrueCrypt has a timeout setting as well, right?

You also don't need to pay TrueCrypt every time you upgrade your drive.

"Please Note: Your Encrypt Stick license cannot be transfered to a different drive once activated"

If you had the rubber case in the first place, you wouldn't have had the kids.

Is "Thick rubber case" the modern version of Twain's barrel?

And as I was waiting to buy an e-ink reader until someone came out with one with a built-in light, I got one as soon as I found them in-stock at the local B&N. I have more than 400 books on it, mostly from Baen's web store. I can read all day without being tethered to the wall as I had been; reading for more than 5 hours on my notebook means needing a charge. I can wander into the kitchen for a drink or a snack and continue reading without having to turn on the lights.

Water found to be wet, shit to stink, and the cake is a lie.

Yes, I'm sure Samsung developed the F700 in four months.

The point is that Samsung was developing the F700 before the iPhone was revealed, but were not allowed to mention that in court after Apple brought up the F700 as an example of copying.

If you're on trial for something and the judge tells the prosecution that they're not allowed to bring up your previous conviction, that all goes out the window if you mention it while on the stand, and they can then question you on it. This is supposed to be the same thing.

Yes, you can join a guild on a guest server.

I did that, but since it actually WAS the backup, it didn't cost anything but replacement cost.

I no longer buy vertical external drives. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea in the first place?

And the big deal made about the boob physics. Unless you've played it or watched the videos carefully, you wouldn't know GW2 has boob physics too. It's more like actual boob physics, and was never mentioned by the devs. Unlike Tera's anti-gravity jello-tits.

No, the real reason is $14.95 * 25 * 6 = $2242.50.

The difference in GW2 is that the "coolest outfit" doesn't also allow you to wtfpwn the PvE content and roflstomp other players in PvP (unlike, for instance, Aion and WoW).

Yeah, but in the UK, the "huge freakin' knife" is just as illegal as the gun.

Did you use a 10-year-old Ubuntu? Err, wait there was no Ubuntu yet.

Damn Microsoft for not supporting non-existent hardware with their installer! Windows XP RTM: August 24, 2001 SATA created: 2003 (Wikipedia).

Instances are limited to some dungeons, personal story, and overflow. "Overflow" means that when there are too many people in the area, instead of making everyone else that wants to go there on that server sit in a queue watching a timer, a new copy of the zone is spawned, they're put in the overflow, and can move to the "real" zone as space is available, or just stay in the overflow.