...should be the ultimate goal. Understand the design, get it under basic control and then work with a team (largest you can muster) of diligent specialists to design replacement systems that are firewalled off from the original. The reasons for this are twofold:

1) No matter how well documented, well designed, etc. the system is, your knowledge of it will never be perfectly complete and you'll never be able to turn around changes with the same degree of confidence and alacrity as the original admin.

2) Your Career -- If you bend over backwards to make the system work perfectly the original designer will still get most of the credit. If you try your best but the system falls short of expectations, you will take the blame as the new "owner" of the system. It's a lose-lose proposition. Building something new, something that you can demonstrate is supported by more than just one person (unlike the original) will be a feather in your cap.

Only three years on the job? Pop a champagne bottle and rejoice...

Some 'tussin will get her ass back on the street in no time!

Others would call it hazing

Not all religions agree with one another, and some (i.e. Unitarians) are actually fervent supporters of gay rights.

I don't recall saying anything about books but, um, okay.

No, religious beliefs are caused by someone (typically family, ministers, etc.) telling them to you, and then by you believing them. Psychotic episodes don't cause completely original viewpoints to come into ones mind.

You may be interested to know that there is a researcher in the US called Feelma Vulva who has done some even more exciting work in the study of people responding to things that weren't actually said. Check it out.

I don't need to enlighten you. All I do is toss your questions into my Relig-o-Matic 3000 system-for-telling-right-from-wrong and...*poof*...out pops the answer, thus proving my point. By the way, most religious leaders would quite obviously find those things to be wrong. How you and so many others (with similarly sized chips on your shoulders) can't see that is beyond me.

...because religion neither exists in, nor is a part of, modern Western civilization?

Life is not a series of black-and-white dilemmas with obvious answers. For the not-so-obvious issues, the theist turns to his faith while others may turn to the study of ethics. And then there are those like yourself who seem to deny the existence of such issues while having misplaced knee-jerk reactions to the (completely unspecified) beliefs of others.

Huh? The world's religions, each and every one of them, are a system for doing just that!

Religion does not cause schizophrenia. That is a scientific fact whether you choose to believe in it or not.

Yeah! Especially those darn Unitarians, always abusing pedophiles and other minorities!

FTFY

Whenever I'm preparing my next spam campaign. I mean...duh! You've got to check all 500+ of them to make sure you're getting inbox delivery. *ducks*

Sorry, I meant sodium bisulfite. Apparently, sodium bisulfate is generally recognized as safe by the FDA, and therefore, generally recognized as unfit for hot sauce by yours truly.

Actually, it's the Potassium Sorbate and Sodium Bisulfate that make Sriracha (at least the Huy Fong variety) so darn tasty. How do I know? Try buying Sriracha sauce at Whole Foods. It tastes like ketchup fermented in a goat's ass because they ban those ingredients.

Thanks, but the real opportunity was back in 1999 when they limited your password to two characters. Now those were some good times!

From TFA:

I wouldn't doubt for a second that MS would go with the first option. They are, after all, competing with Yahoo :-) Also, wasn't it Microsoft that came up with the oxymoronical term "reversible encryption"?

On the other hand, Hotmail was originally built on FreeBSD by non-MS types, so who knows? To this day I still find it amusing to think of all the difficulty they must have had porting the platform to Windows.

...because leading a comment with superfluous CLI output is exactly what a smarter Slashdot would want you to do, right?

(Protip: There's a code-post mode if you really need to do that)

The order form collects power settings for my left and right eye, but has no place to enter cylinder and axis information for my astigmatism correction. For this reason I chose not to place the order.