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Comment The MPAA is in charge. (Score 1) 357

The MPAA went on to mandate

(1) Ebola workers must be quarantined, without access to internet, for 21 days after crossing any international border,

(2) Those who abstain from visiting a movie theater for three or more consecutive months will be required to pay the MPAA a convenience fee $47 per month, and

(3) P2P computer communications are banned. To facilitate enforcement, all TCP/IP packets will hereafter be routed through MPAA servers, where they may, at MPAA's option, be forwarded to their destination address.

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