Sure, but when I get there is there anyone I can marry for citizenship?

Reading this reminded me why I cringe when I hear people say their major is "Something in business... Marketing, maybe."
Can you really not think of anything better to do with your life?
I suppose if your intent is to work for a nonprofit that might be legitimate, but I don't think that's the idea running through most marketing majors' heads.

Spot on, crackah!

Change "windows" to "Linux" and throw in some beer and "party" becomes applicable.

Um, we also use them to snap shots of boobs at parties.

I'm number one!!!!!!!!11

*WHOOSH!*
A joke just flew directly over your head. Nice "reading comprehension skills".

Very good points.
I certainly couldn't have said it any better.

Are you really of the opinion that sexual relations outside of marriage should be regarded as criminal?
I mean, really?
I think I speak for about 2 billion people when I say that you are absolutely clueless.

He's obviously taking about working for U.S. workers who work for working foreign companies who do their work outside of their own working work zones in the U.S.
Jeez, have you ever even worked a job before?

Oh yeah? I'm behind twenty. Beat that.

If companies like this had their way I'm sure it wouldn't be too far fetched to be disconnected after downloading and seeding a couple of Linux distros for a bit. The use of bandwidth alone would be enough "evidence" of copyright infringement, I'm sure.

Maybe it's just because I live in Michigan, but I've been seeing an awful lot of netbooks lately, especially at the college I attend.

I've been an outlaw all this time and never even knew it.
I live in Grand Rapids, MI and walk about 40 minutes to class/work every (week)day.

Yeah, that was a cast.

I think the solution to all of this is simply not having children.