This is a toad post.
You can poke your eye with a stick and take lots of drugs and have boring sex if you want.
android is Dead. GNU Phone is the freedom of the future, in communism. Workers to power!!!!!!
I am BOB, the lieuenant secretary and steady boy friend of LAURA, the great gran-marshall-for-life and shining light and inspiratiojn of the CAMPAIGN FOR A FREE INTERNET. We valiant partisans of the CAMPAIGN FOR A FREE INTERNET will not change our tune to please the passing moods of the wretched, blood-thirsty, small-minded idiot readership of Slashdort or its equally wretched, filthy, shit-eating moderators. We speak the truth, no matter what!
Or are they remote-controlled Italian hyperspace toads being flown by Wi-Fi signals from an evil stealth Toad satellite over Chicago?
They are spo f0oekwdms faijkfe
They are so fare aeware, how do you know theryhen are nbot SPACE TOADS?
Form a soviet government!!!!!
The rule on staying alive as a program manager is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.