Moved three domains already over to Outlook.com.

Grey goo

October 2000, launch of Google Adwords. Although they didn't realise it at the time - many still don't - as of that moment all those bright geeks were now working for an advertising company.

At 20,000 feet the temperature experienced by a stowaway would be -13 F, at 30,000 it would be -45 in the wheel well — and at 40,000 feet, the mercury plunges to a deadly -85 F

Lol, feet and degrees Fahreheit, wtf is this, the 17th century?

Oh wait. America.

Quoted for great truth.

PvZ was and remains a fantastic little cartoon tower defence game. PvZ2 is rubbish.

Well, as the article said, God might do something.

Never stay up rushing commits on New Year's Eve.

Sports.

It's the only sort of TV entertainment where the value of the product drops like a stone relative to the time since broadcast.

Game of Thrones? Awesome, can't wait, will download and watch it when I get some spare time.

Superbowl? I'm putting my life on hold so I can watch the broadcast in real time.

Live sports is the only sort of TV entertainment that is PIRACY-RESISTANT. That's where the money is, so that's where the content licensing battles will be fought.

Amnesty International are political radicals now?

"handheld electronic device"

(hint: the most magical word is the first one)

for someone about to attend his or her first Burning Man: kill yourself

The last time I tried iTunes, it destroyed my entire meticulously named and tagged library of music without even prompting me.

You are too stupid to own a computer.

bitches like Jenny McCarthy, who decided "omg my kid sneezed, he has autisms!!1"

Scientists discovered this at least 6 years ago when I watched a documentary about it, and most likely quite a bit before that.

Exactly what I thought. In fact wasn't one of the hypotheses of the last investigation that the Black Death of the 1400s wasn't even plague, but rather a haemorrhagic fever like Ebola?

If a shooting war involving aircraft carriers ever starts in the Persian Gulf, the only question will be "how long did it take for all the carriers to go straight to the bottom?"