Comment I don't have a cell phone! (Score 5, Funny) 307
I walked into a Bell store up here in Canada a few weeks back to look at the iPhone 4 and other smart phones. The rep there walked up to me and asked how he could help. "I'm looking for a phone" I said. "Great, what are you currently using?" "I don't have a phone" was my reply. "Oh, well what did you have before and what type of plan was it?" "Nothing. I do not, and have not owned a cell phone in my life". He looked on at me with this incredulous look as I explained to him that I was a 28 year old cell phone virgin. He then asked what I did for a living, probably thinking I was some anti-technology freak who doesn't even have a land line. Communications Security Specialist was my reply :) I am still trying to find the right phone for me.