"Pantywaisted policies"? Fine. Swarm this land with Homeland "Security" goons to find anyone who looks a little brown, ask them sus papeles, por favor and beat the mierda out of them when they answer in English. Oh, and we want freedom and small government, too. And low taxes.

"Teach our kids Spanish"? Qué horror, que nuestros hijos aprendan otro idioma.

"Offer Spanish cable TV channels"? What have you got against the free market?

"Bilingual highway signs"? Citation needed, but yes, it's so much better to have people on the road who don't understand the signs.

Yes, we're in hock up to our necks because Greasy Spics and Scary Mooselimbs. It has nothing to do with people baying for MOAR WAR! without being willing to pay the taxes to support it. We had a budget surplus before george w. bush got in.

If you're suggesting a final solution to the Greasy Spic/Scary Mooselimb/whatever problem, then just come out and say so.

Gee, when was that? Poor widdle teabaggers had to fill out a few extra forms. Opponents of george w. bush were herded into "free speech zones", pepper sprayed and busted for having the gall to oppose the War on Terra.

The Prius battery is NiMH. Some other hybrids might use Li-ion.

I certainly hope you don't draft trucks and avoid braking at the same time.

so critics of NSA spying can be called commie Islamofascist America-hating terrorist sympathizers again.

Don't you Foxbots have anything better to say than AAAAALLLLL GOOOOORRRRRE!?

Al Gore

DRINK!

"Mah opponent is SOFT ON CRAHME!"

extreme left wing groups

Those who speak of "extreme left wing groups" usually mean anyone less insane than Michelle Bachmann.

Both sides are bad so vote Republican

I for one would be quite happy to see GEORGE SOROS! banned from contributing to the Democrats if it meant the hundreds of other billionaires couldn't contribute to the Republicans.

Deportations have continued apace under Obama.

Of course we'll never get them all, because the Vaterlandssicherheitsdepartment doesn't have enough manpower. So if you want to round up that last illegal, fine.

Increase the size and funding of the Vaterlandssicherheitsdepartment about tenfold.

Swarm this land with goons to grab hold of anyone who looks a little brown, ask him "Sus papeles, por favor", and beat the mierda out of him when he answers in English.

And you can STFU about Big Government and you can STFU about the taxes needed to pay for it all.

Or we can slap some fines on the companies that hire illegals, or that illegally hire H1Bs instead of Americans. But no, that'll never happen, because Job Creators.

If you work for a large company, chances are a mainframe prints your paycheck.

If you work for a small company, they probably outsource their payroll to some company such as Paychex, and a mainframe still prints your paycheck.

blah blah blah thanks to the liberals

Stopped reading there.

Any time someone mentions global warming, the chorus of the usual PRATTs comes up. I've been modded down many times for daring to disagree with some teabagger.

But anything not part of the right wing echo chamber is a "Democrat infested cesspool".