"Thank you for calling Boeing tech support. Did you most of your questions can be answered online in our FAQ section? Simply go to www.boeingcares.com/customercare/support/FAQ. If this is an ground problem press 1, if it is a maintenance question please press 2, if this is about the galley hotbox recall press 3, for in-flight problems press 4"
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"You have selected in-flight problem. For engine fires press 1, for structural failure please press 2, for fuel system faults please check 3, for all other in-flight challenges please press 4."
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"You have selected other. Your call is very important to us you will be transferred to the next available customer care representative. Did you most of your questions can be answered online in our FAQ section? Simply go to www.boeingcares.com/customercare/support/FAQ. Due to unusually high call volumes you expected hold time is 15 minutes. Please hold..."