Remove tax exemptions from all of them. They get the same benefits from government as any other organization does.

Also, it would take the government out of the business of deciding what is and what isn't a "real" religion, and of course keep organizations from pretending to be religions as part of a tax scam.

Now, how are we going to calculate how much the music industry and artists owe radio for all the decades of free marketing and hit-manufacturing?

On Slashdot they got 80% accuracy just by identifying all users as trolls.

We're trying to modernize acre-feet to Manhattan-fathoms, but the traditionalists won't have anything to do with it.

I thought Copenhagen Suborbitals was a brand of pot.

= "none"

The whole thing has been turned into a gigantic cream-skimming operation.

The only thing more annoying than a computer is a computer that tries to be helpful.

I'm glad to hear that someone is trying to out-stupid *my* country.

wherein we find out that Monsanto has known it all along.

Probably they were hoping no one would find out until they' ready to market GMO humans that are resistant to it.

A government strong enough to give you everything you want, is also strong enough to take away everything you have.

Look strawman: Even an incredibly weak government can take everything you have.

I guess everyone's getting bored with the war on drugs, so now they're looking for a new menace to protect us from.

He's considering changing his name to N. S. Sherlock.

Crime doesn't pay for everybody.

Makes me wish I be a Chinee pirate. Besept I don't need Wind O'Tain, and I don't know how to say 'Arrrr' in Chinees. And I hear tell their ships are all junks.
 

If you can't read about it on the internet, it didn't happen.