Comment Re:If it's unencrypted... (Score 2) 103
Pah, kids these days. Try TECO
"It has been observed that a TECO command sequence more closely resembles transmission line noise than readable text. One of the more entertaining games to play with TECO is to type your name in as a command line and try to guess what it does. Just about any possible typing error while talking with TECO will probably destroy your program, or even worse - introduce subtle and mysterious bugs in a once working subroutine."
-- Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL
The first versions of emacs were written in TECO, inspired in part by tmacs -- TECO macros.
Or try APL. Uses a special character set, permits composed characters, assumes you know linear algebra, and reads right to left -- the epitome of a write-only language.
Now get off my lawn.