I only take what I can steal out of other peoples medicine cabinets.

http://blog.fitbit.com/ Fitbit has put an end to this.

The Witherspoon Institute is a faith based organization with connections to Family Research Council and Roman Catholic traditionalists. There is a lot of potential for bias here. Their site doesn't really back their claims at all or list sources. Also their FAQ states that their claims came out a three day conference and not a scientific study. Also they go as far to recommend in their FAQ the removal of sexually arousing images in sex manuals. Sources: http://activistcash.com/organization_overview.cfm/o/515-witherspoon-institute and http://www.socialcostsofpornography.org/faq.php

So if some drunk is being obnoxious at the bar you can now slip the antidote in his drink?

You guys must of flunked Sunday school! Everyone knows people used to live to be hundreds of years. After the flood god switched to Windows and the max lifespan became 120. Most people don't make it to 120 due to lack of user maintenance.

Why not try to get the newest versions? Adobe offers great student discounts. Also contact your local graphic design associations and ask for software donations. Your local branch of AIGA is a good place to start.