So, the only conclusion is that Dell has employees that suck a really good dick.
I fail to see how 'really good dick' sucking equates to bad service. You shouldn't resort to sexism for insults.
It's probably easier for us to all learn Morse, and just have a deet da dee deet festival.
I fail to see your logic. You had to memorize a QWERTY keyboard layout and you would have to memorize Morse. You have to learn/memorize something for these inputs. Take Swype [swypeinc.com], you have to have the keyboard layout memorized, on top of memorizing what gestures do what. Or even Voice inputs...you have to have a language memorized/learned to be able to speak it.
Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable, and three parts which are still under development.