I'm feeling kinda unemployed myself

Now, what did you do with pudge?

You work for a man?

So he tells you what to do and you do it?

Remind me to send a couple of drones

The Creed thing was pretty funny

My dear brother, you still fail to see. There is nothing to dodge when stating the self evident. Your words are absurd. You are a clown. You are the monkey on the organ grinders leash. You are a good servant. That's all there is.

Of course I do. Your words are the demonstration.. There's nothing to add. We've been through this many times. By habit you deny the facts, so a reenactment on my part will serve no purpose. You have to get me drunk first. If, by chance, you ever comprehend the words you write, you will understand with crystal clarity their absurdness and unoriginality of thought in that they are simply recitals of paid pundits regurgitations. You yourself offer nothing whatsoever other than your services to a machine.

...if you COULD actually demonstrate anything I said to be "absurd," you would.

Every word you utter, or put on paper.. But I suppose the standouts are your accusations of liar. . Just like the eternal quote "... the assassin accusing the assassin...". There was a another funny remark you made somewhere crediting the bible with ending slavery in the US. I'll dig it up if I feel like I really have to. No, pudge, you are the embodiment of the word. Aside from the associated destruction, it's pure comedy. Must be a ploy to keep people from protesting. Disable them with laughter. There's always something to say for the "disarming smile" when it keeps the victim from noticing the knife in his back.

Your lying aside...

Tee Hee... Listening to your banal little descriptions* of the world are so... Actually, it's intriguing.. I have a deep interest in the absurd, and you and your glam rock friend there are ideal studies. Comedic, yes, but can be dangerous with heavy machinery and sharp objects.

*ripped straight from the headlines and Glenn Beck's blackboard, as you have posted no thoughts of your own.

Ah.. but you are just spouting somebody else's gibberish, which just happen to be untrue, as per your usual form.. Now either you should be paying royalties to FOX, or getting paid for your performance.. but do try to polish it up a bit. You're not quite ready for prime time yet.

Can you say all that shit with a big, deep, booming radio announcer voice? You know, since you're already reciting their scripts, I figured, what the hell, see if somebody will pay you, like they do with that guy.. what's his name? See, for me, it's kinda like football, it's just not so exciting unless I got some money in it. Pickin' up what I'm putin' down my brotha?