These Einsteins sure know their audience!

Find me a replacement for Excel then. A real replacement, not some crappy OpenOffice thing that has 80% of the features.

If you compare their failures to those of other police forces they don't even come close. They're in another league. They may get some publicity but I'd far rather deal with the RCMP than a city cop. The RCMP may have had a few incidents, but city police forces are corrupt from the top down.

You guys will never understand the RCMP. They're probably one of the last competent police forces on the planet, and the vast majority of Canadians respects them. Our city or provincial police forces on the other hand...

How many people do you think use cash at the self checkout? I didn't know you even could. The places I've seen you'd have to do the cash transaction with the person monitoring the machines.

They haven't started making digital toilet paper yet.

If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?

Well for a start we know that the NSA exists. I can go on but what I've just said pretty much destroys the analogy.

The company probably keeps their pens and pencils in a locked cabinet because keeping it under strict control saves them $18 per year.

How much did you pay to get a Slashvertisement?

Whoosh

I've been working three eight hour days per week for quite a while now. I know it bugs the other people in the office but all you have to do is ask for it when you interview for the job. I make enough to be comfortable with that many hours and I'm sure there are LOTS of people that make enough to be ok with far less than 40 hours too. They're giving up a large portion of their life to work they don't need to be doing. Just think, you could have permanent four day weekends too. There's nothing stopping you.

Obviously wrong thread.

Don't worry. You can't hear her anyway because she's going to whisper through the whole thing.

One minute to patch the bug. Two weeks to ensure that every computer system, every server, everything has been patched.