Imagine a world without derptards.

Everytime I go to Costco I'm impressed with the quality of what they sell. I guess it's because they can tell the difference between shit and quality.

There's a good reason I'm not a brain surgeon or a professional hockey player. Have you ever tried explaining even a 'hello world' example to someone who can't handle strict logic and math?

And sarcasm detectors.

You can worry all you want about this stuff. You can also worry about alien abduction. It still doesn't make it likely, or even possible.

Thankfully you still can't get pregnant when you use the back door.

EMP pulse? What dystopian Matrix-like world do you live in? All of the electronics I have are just fine near microwaves, cell phones, car ignitions, etc. In fact all of those devices CONTAIN computer chips that seem to work fine right where they are.

There's currently no technology used in medicine because of the constant fear of it 'being hacked'.

We don't have for-profit hospitals in Canada.

I went to the hospital a while back and they started collecting all sorts of private data. They even insisted on getting a blood sample, probably for some kind of DNA database. Then, when the doctor left me alone for a minute I looked on the counter at his clipboard and there it was. The smoking gun. He had PAGES of information on me. So be warned, the government is already doing everything it can to monitor the population.

Holy Slashvertisement Batman!

Will they understand their surroundings when they get shoved up his ass?

We all check our emails and do other stuff online anyways. Chances are that at any given time only three people in the room actually care about what is being discussed.

All 30 of them really need to see the full RFI log? Use a projector or get a big TV. Load up the logs and now everyone can see the logs. Nobody's taking any real action in a meeting anyway, they just need reminders on what to do afterwards.

Then too bad. Employers don't own their employees and they're free to go work with someone else.