The company probably keeps their pens and pencils in a locked cabinet because keeping it under strict control saves them $18 per year.

How much did you pay to get a Slashvertisement?

Whoosh

I've been working three eight hour days per week for quite a while now. I know it bugs the other people in the office but all you have to do is ask for it when you interview for the job. I make enough to be comfortable with that many hours and I'm sure there are LOTS of people that make enough to be ok with far less than 40 hours too. They're giving up a large portion of their life to work they don't need to be doing. Just think, you could have permanent four day weekends too. There's nothing stopping you.

Obviously wrong thread.

Don't worry. You can't hear her anyway because she's going to whisper through the whole thing.

One minute to patch the bug. Two weeks to ensure that every computer system, every server, everything has been patched.

The payload doesn't cost $25,000. Shooting it does.

Without this their main expense wouldn't be bandwidth.

This is a political topic, whether you want it to be or not. It's politics that allows this sort of crap to persist in the US because people should be allowed to do whatever they want, up to and including completely ripping off their fellow man.

Neat. There's a common set of bugs between multiple independent implementations of Tetris. How the hell did that happen?

An add on for GTA that tracks how many actual pedestrians you run down in your stolen cars.

Pianos can easily be more than $100,000. It isn't uncommon. I'd wager that the majority of pianos used in good classical recordings and performance are worth that much.

I'm posting through a time portal from 2035. Windows 22 requires 128 terabytes but you're an idiot if you try with less than 512. All I use the computer for is posting cat holograms and running porn programs on my holodeck. It's ridiculous.

What does 'RAM' stand for? What does a computer have to do with sheep?