You catch someone doing something like this, and you put them under arrest yourself and then hope they resist, at which point you may use necessary force to subdue them. In California, anyway. Bring a witness with a camera.

Almost. You beat his ass first and then figure out how to blame it on him. In Texas, anyway. Bring a shotgun.

German police train flies to find shit. Film at 11.

YP != MP

Ehh, that recipe blows.

Actually, you're right. Adding a couple of teaspoons of shit to this makes it taste better.

Mix 5 drams copper acetol arsenate. 3 ounces acetone and add 1 pint amyl alcohol (fusil-oil). Heat in water bath — steam rising will dissolve the sealing material of its mucilage, wax or oil.... Do not inhale fumes.

This recipe is terrible, and tastes like shit. Conclusion: The CIA's cooking sucks.

Why, yes, when you shove about a metric ton of it up a lab rat's ass, yes, it's toxic.

...You're a doctor, not a network engineer.

Oh, shit, wait...sorry, I read that as "Which Grad Students _Make Us_ the Most Miserable?"

...Benihana really doesn't have any room to complain. On the other hand, if the blogger was pulling a Deadspin vs. ESPN move, they *should* go after him.

Can I play Combat with it? That way, I can pull the good ol' "shoot-him-through-the-wall" trick and then watch when it gets all pissed off and throws the controller at me.

My solution, while similar, would instead employ RPGs (or other appropriate weaponry) in a procedure known as "blow them the fuck up."

Assange Bailed by Ass Clown

I hope that you're completely wrong, but I sadly suspect that you are completely correct.

Well, what the hell keeps fried chicken in the air, then? QUANTUM PHYSICS, THAT'S WHAT!