Comment I for one... (Score 1) 785
welcome our new dolphin overlords.
Comment Our tax dollars at work... (Score 1) 114
I think US citizens should have the right to sue assholes that steal our tax dollars by doing stupid crap like this. Of course, I'm claiming the patent on that one.
Comment The real problem is parents. (Score 1) 754
I know there are plenty of bad drivers out there, but we should probably spend time writing laws against parents letting their kids run around parking lots. How about instead of cars being required to have cameras, parents are required to put their kids on a leash?
Comment Re:Biggest paradox of all (Score 1) 454
But Biff couldn't return after Doc and Marty successfully fixed the timeline because had Biff gone to Alt-1985 like he should have, they never would have gotten the Delorean back to go back to 1985 (and then 1955) to fix everything.
Mind. Blown.
Comment Biggest paradox of all (Score 1) 454
Why didn't Biff return to the alternate 2015? If Doc and Marty would have gone to an alternate 2015 had they gone back, shouldn't Biff have gone there as well on his return to the future?
Comment Re:ISS (Score 1) 55
theirs would be a larger unit.
That's what she said.
Comment Deep Thought (Score 1) 39
I thought Deep Thought already did this. The answer was 42.
Comment Why not... (Score 1) 287
Why not ask whether you want to be notified once it gets ready to update for the first time? This way, people who don't want to be notified in the future can elect not to (make this the default choice), and those that do can uncheck to box easily. Everyone's happy.
Comment I'm pretty sure... (Score 0) 109
Steven King has written at least that many.
Comment ticketsnow.com (Score 0) 425
Doesn't TicketMaster own TicketsNow.com, a "resale marketplace" (read scalper website)?
Comment obligatory... (Score 0) 329
I don't have a pulse, you insensitive clod!
Comment Last time I checked... (Score 0) 691
Last time my boss bought software, he wasn't concerned about fancy things like TCO, ROI, or whether the software he was buying actually did anything that was useful to us whatsoever. He thought it looked pretty, and that was all the criteria he needed to go on.
Journal Journal: Team B
Team B is the adventures of Jack Spratt, an unemployed software engineer, who, after blowing all his money in Vegas, inadvertently discovers the secret lair of Team B, a top secret government initiative commissioned by the CIA in the 1970s to analyze the Soviet threat to the US and comprise of various B-Movie monsters.
Very loosely based on the CIA Team B program, this hilarious new web comic is sure to l
Comment Re:Ammo (Score 0) 1010
Your tinfoil hat will only doom you further!
