He was a child to his parents. He would have remained a child to his parents into his old age. Children should not die before their parents, not matter their age. The fact that you cannot grasp these simple truths leaves me completely stumped.

I would imagine that anyone making jokes about this has no children. To anyone with kids, the thought of something like this happening is simply gut-wrenching. But since relations with the opposite sex are required for procreation, I guess the tasteless jokes and, what's worse, modding up of such, is to be expected here.

So how does the sequence of (1) "Am I Under Arrest", (2) "Can I Go Now?" work during a traffic stop?

WOW, amazing. Just checked the site. Just....amazing. Since 2004, about 2 million probes taken. Based on DNA test, about 28000 were convicted. Translated, about 1% positive hit. Money collected for this purpose: 280 million dollars. No comment....

So about $10K per conviction. Not a bad rate.

From Starship Troopers written by Robert A. Heinlein (1959):
"The historians can't seem to settle whether to call this one "The Third Space War" (or the "Fourth"), or whether "The First Interstellar War" fits it better. We just call it "The Bug War" if we call it anything, which we usually don't and in any case the historians date the beginning of "war" after the time I joined my first outfit and ship. Everything up to then and still later were "incidents," "patrols," or "police actions." However, you are just as dead if you buy the farm in an "incident" as you are if you buy it in a declared war."
P.S. the book is nothing like like movie

This here looks like a very realistic response. Mod it up!

Or was it taken down by Apple's request?

The probably knew exactly what Apple's response would be and are simply following a publicity strategy. Good for them.

Irrelevant. In Soviet Russia, before they allowed breakfast cereals in, it was common knowledge that a good breakfast was important, much more so than a good dinner. Therefore, the implication that cereal manufacturers are pushing breakfast is irrelevant to the importance of the first meal of the day.

Torch is the standard British term for flashlight.

It's interesting that the video linked in parent is from RT = Russia Today = Russian government's English language propaganda channel for the West. A Voice of Mother Russia.