and if my kid HAD cyberbullied, they would be so grounded. I'd take the smartphone away and they'd have a Jitterbug like Granny.
You know, as the parent of a now-grown daughter, I sometimes wonder what I would have done if I found out my kid was a bully. I mean, bullies are just the worst, at every age group and in every socio-economic category. And the thing is, once a kid has become a bully, I'm not sure what kind of parenting is going to get that out of them. Grounding won't do it, because they'll just get more pissed off and take it out on some kid that's too scared to talk about it. Even if you were that kind of parent, it's not something that can be beaten out of them (obviously). Medication doesn't help sociopaths (I don't think).
You know, there are only a few things that would make me feel like a failure as a parent. I don't care if my kid was gay or transexual or wants to be an English major or run away and join the circus or get tattoos on their eyeballs and listen to Disturbed records.. I'd still love my kid. But if I ever found out my kid was a bully, either in real life or online, hassling people for how they look or their gender or lifestyle or making threats or doxxing people or wearing #Meninist t-shirts, I think I'd give them a very serious talking to and then just start hoping they move out early and don't call home too often and maybe grow out of it before they ruin too many lives. Either that or drown them, but then I'd go to jail (unless the judge was the parent of a bully or a bullied kid, in which case I might get let off with a warning and $50 fine).