Sexologist sounds like a job I imagined in seventh grade ...

I picture you sitting at your desk, hands on a large bluetooth keyboard and a small iPhone propped up behind it.

I don't know about the Mexico bit, but pretty much all homeless people I see by the side of the off ramps fit the bill described above. There was this one lady that always hung out in front of a shopping center near my friend's place giving the same story about trying to save up enough for a bus ride across town. We saw her for months, and I joked that she could have walked there by now. Well, my friend actually stopped to talk to her, let her know that we'd been given the same story by her for months, and actually asked her why she didn't just walk there. The lady looked embarrassed. We never saw her there again.

If George Zimmerman had been patrolling the neighborhood with a sword or a nunchaku he would have been a Ninja Turtle.

And yet these are exactly the kinds of bills that have been applauded in recent time. Even when anyone agrees that a great portion of a bill like this is beneficial, when they question even the smallest part of it or whether the entire bill was considered by everyone who voted for it, they are labeled a hater.

And they all sold out instantly and the Litecoin difficulty went up ...

Yeah, but you're still not cool if you don't play a Stradivarius ...

Baby, you make me wish I had three hands!

I don't think I could correctly participate in the experiment because I'd know if anything went wrong that it would all be over soon, and if anything really went wrong they would open it up and rescue me

Now if they told me I was going to fly to Mars and put me in a simulator that made me feel like I was actually lifting off and going into space (and I didn't know it was a simulation) I'd probably fall for it. Sounds like a better experiment to me. Actually, I think that's a J. G. Ballard short story already. Oh well.

How did you get a job?

Fucking President Clinton..

Whoa, you had sex with President Clinton!?

They won't last two weeks.

Two Weeks

was when he took a breath right in the middle of reading it

Most Litecoin (and other crypto currency) miners actually trade all their Litecoin for BTC almost as immediately and exchange their BTC for cash.

Preface: I know that was a joke =) +1 funny

However, I am primarily a PC gamer, but I have a PS3 for Final Fantasy, etc (never shooters, I just prefer those on PC). I have always wondered, how does one actually cheat on a console? You can't install auto-aim programs or anything else like you can on PC, or am I mistaken?