I would, but I suspect my router has altered its contents. Or it has altered my brain, I'm not sure which.

This, a million times this. It's a damn shame that site that is as tech-oriented as Slashdot has no public API. Then again, it has no unicode either, so we can't expect much.

Shameless plug: the app linked in my sig works by parsing the HTML, like some sort of a barbarian. I hate it, and it completely chokes on the new beta thing.

At big part of it is the feeling that you're special, and that you "beat the system".

I would really like a citation on that, especially on the part how they don't get burned by the reflected light.

Because next time I write a virus, I will use it to infect a UTP cable.

Not "cures", but "treats". You pay for a cure once. You keep paying for treatment for the rest of your life.

I remember being here when ext4 was released, and there were some major performance issues. People hated on him like he was burning orphanages.

Not really, no. There are, however, many people of average intelligence who like to believe that.

I say we harness the power of the atom from a circular trajectory. It's the only way to be positive.

Well, obviously, you need both. You'd like a GNSS (a system of navigation satellites) to help you navigate. But how will the satellites navigate themselves? They need an additional GSNS (system for navigation of satellites).

This is Microsoft. Their software never fails.

Given how much money the US has saved, other countries would have to lose almost million of them on US soil.

sudo killall politicians

If I go to a general store, I can't pay with US dollars. Are they not real money?

Over a hundred comments and still no mention of Mozilla Persona / BrowserID. It's the best of both worlds, saving you from having your own authentication system (and users from having another password to remember), while still not giving personal data to Google. It's dead simple to implement, why don't more websites do it?