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Comment Focus On Finances Troubling (Score 1) 289

Amazing paid travel and meeting of fine minds, the freedom to know first hand the world Dr. Hawking lives in, the ability to say whatever you think to whoever you want -- ZOUNDS! all this and money, too?

Focus on finances :: troubling.

I would take this job in a heartbeat, and figure out the wires, hardware, and software interface as I go. It's obviously custom, and I m able to pickup where the former person left off. Credentials--Scientist who is comfortable setting up complicated lab equiment, learning to run and troubleshoot HPLC and PCR (piece of cake) and microarras, surf along the growing information network, as new replaces old. Experienced coder on-the-fly Perl and Java Python concatanations.

Better question is this, "Sir: Is there a person leaving who will train me?"

Forget about the money. Take the job.

Security

Progressive Era Hacker Griefed Marconi Demonstration 147

nbauman writes "In June 1903, Gugliemo Marconi and his partner Ambrose Flemming were about to give the first demonstration of long-range wireless communication at the Royal Institution in London, which, Marconi said, could be sent in complete confidentiality with no fear of the messages being hijacked. Suddenly, the silence was broken by a huge mysterious wireless pulse strong enough to take over the carbon-arc projector and make it sputter messages in Morse Code. First, it repeated the word 'Rats' over and over again (abusive at that time). Then it tapped out, 'There was a young fellow of Italy, who diddled the public quite prettily.' Further rude epithets followed. It was Nevil Maskelyne, a stage musician and inventor who was annoyed because Marconi's patents prevented him from using wireless. It was the first hacking, to demonstrate an insecure system."

Comment Personality profile written by an IT manager? Con (Score 1) 1

The author of the original article had "once overseen an IT department as a former dean of the College of Psychology and Human Services."

Right there at the top of the linked article is the reason IT is perceived as having a personality problem. IT is managed by people incompetent to manage IT. Being aloof is the only way to fend off uneducated management.

I worked in the industry, as She who understood enough IT to talk respectfully to IT. You should not tell them what to do You describe a problem-and listen to solutions brainstorming. Unfortunately, it is an inevitable case of management not-knowing-what-they-don't-know, and perceiving the perfectly reasonable behavior of IT as these ridiculous (I'm sorry, but they are) ridiculous personality profiles.

IT gentlemen and ladies are fun-loving, overworked, camaraderie-driven people. They are not ! aloof (perhaps a trace shy, or apt to speak Jargon) except when aloof is needed to prevent management from not-knowing all over the place.

Personality profile written by an IT manager? Conflict. Bias.

Medicine

Submission + - How Doctors Die 6

Hugh Pickens writes writes: "Dr. Ken Murray, a Clinical Assistant Professor of Family Medicine at USC, writes that doctors don’t die like the rest of us. What’s unusual about doctors is not how much treatment they get when faced with death themselves, but how little. For all the time they spend fending off the deaths of others, they tend to be fairly serene when faced with death themselves because they know exactly what is going to happen, they know the choices, and they generally have access to any sort of medical care they could want. "Almost all medical professionals have seen what we call “futile care” being performed on people," writes Murray. "What it buys is misery we would not inflict on a terrorist. I cannot count the number of times fellow physicians have told me, in words that vary only slightly, 'Promise me if you find me like this that you’ll kill me.'" Feeding into the problem are unrealistic expectations of what doctors can accomplish. Many people think of CPR as a reliable lifesaver when, in fact, the results are usually poor. If a patient suffers from severe illness, old age, or a terminal disease, the odds of a good outcome from CPR are infinitesimal, while the odds of suffering are overwhelming. "If there is a state of the art of end-of-life care, it is this: death with dignity. As for me, my physician has my choices," says Murray. "They were easy to make, as they are for most physicians. There will be no heroics, and I will go gentle into that good night.""

Submission + - Apocalypse tourism: Where to celebrate doomsday? (cnngo.com)

PolygamousRanchKid writes: December 21, 2012 marks the end of the current cycle of the Mayan "Long Count" calendar. And while this has had some fearful types preparing for the end of the world, others have been preparing to travel. The Mexican government is expecting 52 million tourists to visit the five regions — Chiapas, Yucatan, Quintana Roo, Tabasco and Campeche, over the next 12 months, says the Latin American Herald Tribune. So, if you're wondering where to spend the last tourist dollars you'll have as a breathing human being or just want to see the looks on those faces when December 21 comes and goes uneventfully, here are a couple ideas in and out of Mexico that are worth checking out.

Tapachula, Mexico — This homely border town between Mexico and Guatemala has installed a large digital clock in the city to count down the days until December 21, 2012, according to The Daily Mail.

Cancun and Playa del Carmen, Mexico — The board also recommends to "Plan your trip to these archeological sites in advance so that you have a spot in a memorable celebration that won't take place for another 5,125 years!"

Submission + - IT managers are aloof, insular, says psychologist (computerworld.com) 1

dcblogs writes: IT managers see themselves as "reigning supreme," in an organization, and are seen by non-IT workers as difficult to get along with, says organizational psychologist Billie Blair. If IT managers changed their ways, they could have a major impact in an organization. “So much of their life is hidden under a bushel because they don't discuss things, they don't divulge what they know, and the innovation that comes from that process doesn't happen, therefore, in the organization,” says Blair.

Comment Wasting Long Chain Hydrocarbons, s/he says. (Score 1) 272

I never thought of that! MightyMartian has a valid point that valuable, difficult-to-manufacture long chain hydrocarbons are being squandered to produce combustion.

That's the same way I feel about sequestering gold. This non-tarnish metal is an extremely valuable manufacturing commodity. And diamonds, the hardest substance known to man, are another stupidly sequestered resource.

Homo sapiens are dingbat dumb.

Comment Inspiration. The suicide of one's online self. (Score 0) 89

This baffling story is raw inspiration. The suicide of one's online self is a serious event. Do you suppose, if Mark began again, he would create another space of vision and beauty? Of course. A new vision.

He was (?) singularly poised at a wrinkle-in-time to become Our Voice. Yet, our wins are our losses. We lose the ability to hear the muse. Sometimes one cannot even see the new task, when there is clamor (hands vibrate and wave) loud eddies that distract from the quiet voice of curiosity.

Mark will find the muse again, find his new task, and may each of us ( me least of all ) seek a location where we can hear the muse most clearly.

Love, attention, bliss.

Quiet.

Comment Re:read negative ones? (Score 1) 122

"Anyone with an IQ over 100 can filter stuff."

That's not true: We have inherent unconscious bias (M.Gladwell, et. al.) and it's powerful enough to make us eat more food, buy more products, etc., because the "game" of selling to you capitalizes on your blindness, yes you (yourself) will have a subset of the human traits that make you a sheep to some marketing campaigns. Moo.

# (: There are two kinds of people in this world: You, who think youre immune from the science about human behavior ("Duh I filter all that stuff out") and me, who thinks that immunity lies in accepting my gullible side and avoiding the "marketing matrix."

Howto: Framing Your Thoughts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f9R9MtkpqM&feature=player_detailpage#t=222s

Comment Re:Police and Microexpression Analysis Software (Score 1) 4

Please add back in my "vexillate.livejournal.com" link and do not edit a single word of this story, if I may be so bold as to request.

And dude, kindly, can you stop making me preview each and every post? In that noxious window you've invented? I read my post, I know what I'm doing, and if I hit the "submit" button too soon, what;s the harm.

If I were goddess, anyway, that's what I'd ask for.

Submission + - FOX News is dead. (livejournal.com)

Web Goddess writes: "Thanks for your love! I am 47 years old woman with a beautiful face, according to every friend and lover. Yet, that dittohead microexpression that induces unreasoning hatred? "It's in my loving face." A lifetime of "Wendy gave me the hairy eyeball." A lifetime of horrendous encounters with police, from skinned knee to reporting a serious crime, due to a lack of "trust me" and "respectful fear" and other subtle facial expressions that drove them, subliminally, into rage and crime against ME.

No more! This interesting "beneficial mutation" is completely invisible to the naked eye, but on film, or in groups where I am shifting my gaze rapidly between people, it causes you to THINK I am insane or on drugs. That mismatch of what I was saying, and how you reacted, drove every bit of hatred and lack of understanding out of my body as I tried to love you despite your angry actions, yet again, my bestest of friends. I love you all.

I love you because I finally realized that there was nothing I could do about it. Do I act weird to you? Not a single motion I made — not a sinngle word I said — made any difference once you caught sight of I don't know what. And neither do you. Scratch my nose, excuse myself from the table, give you a compliment, every single thing was misinterpreted by somebody under the course of my life.

I do what I want. I'd like to do more. I'd like to dance naked in my own backkyard. I'd like for my neightbor to stop cutting my beautiful trellis plants, sowing noxious weed seeds, and seething gossip about me. I love you Liz. I always have.

I had no idea that I was crippled with a dislocated shoulder and various serious injuries by the time Joe found me. You thought I was healthy. You think you are healty! You are not healthy. Not even most Yoga enthusiasts. You are regimenting your bodies like recalcitrant children.

I have a beautiful face but literally 30% of the people I met as a child reacted to me with horror and loathing. 10% today. This has to end. There is nothing wrong with my face. Stop operating on me and trying to force whatever the fuck you think is important onto my face.

I am rescuing us from the (sadly inevitable) abuse at the hands of our loved ones, due to an involutary and needless misunderstanding.

I have an amazing mutation, one that lets the muscles of emotional expression connect individually and uniquely to the face, neck, and shoulders. This lets you know at a glance what kind of movements I like to make. Am I a computer person? A hoop dancer? A cripple happily healing from your imaginary anger?

Stop. I have no emotional or interpersonal problems, other than those caused by you reacting like a lunatic when I glanced upwards. In fact, now I remember that exact movement which I have tried to suppress all my life. I wonder if I will lose a new friend tomorrow. Today I have no friends.

Not even poor Greg, my dearest, who lounged on his bed as I described the fact that I could be stopped for a traffic ticket on the way home, and straightjacketed, and dragged into a nightmare which ended in death. I love you Greg. Finally, today, I realized you simply and really couldn't help it.

NO. Autism should not be "cured" by a feedback loop. They are banging their heads on the wall because you won't stop terrifying them with your faces and anger at their lack of response. Knock it off. You meant no harm, but it must end.

NO. Tourette's syndrome, so-called facial recognition disorder, these are not disorders. Crissy knows exactly who you are, as soon as you interact. That's great! Stop trying to figure out what's wrong with her because the word doesn't pop out. It matters not. She loves you. Doesn't it look like she loves you? She loves everyone. She just focuses about a foot in front of her face. It's cutesy.

47 years trying to suppress my goddess-given talent for making cutesy faces. 47 years pleading with the authorities that I am seriously trying to report a crime ring operating in medical fraud, that has taken my loving Papa into custody with the most abusive of care.

47 years of learning what makes each of you tick. 47 years of reflecting your own deepest fears back at you. 47 years culminating in a miracle.

I'm not crazy.

Fuckwits. Fuck all that microexpression analysis stuff. It doesn't matter. I'm me, you're you, and that's okay.

Oh, addendums to come, many many more."

Comment Police and Microexpression Analysis Software (Score 1) 4

Please remove my "vexillate.livejournal.com" link from any posted story. Also:

"The U.S. military developed the technology to marry microexpression-recognition software with state-of-the-art systems capable of making instant interpretations."

My birth defect - blepharophimosis ptosis - makes microexpression analysis exceedingly dangerous to me, particularly since I appear guilty to anyone who "looks" for guilt in my face. Microexpression analysis of crowds is dangerous to me.

Comment Evolution. (Score 1) 4

PS My face is a beneficial evolutionary advantage: My expressions are far more bizarre than any cultural differences, yet people, one on one, can easily understand it. I can communicate with anyone - stroke victims, autistic people, speech impediments, language-strangers, etc. Each person with Blepharophmosis ptosis makes a unique muscle arrangement; how cool would it be if our future evolution allowed us each to have our own unique expression set?!! Awesome.

Submission + - END FOX News: The answer. The solution. (livejournal.com) 4

Web Goddess writes: FOX NEWS. The answer. The solution.
I was born without muscles to open my eyes! Blepharophimosis ptosis is extremely rare. "Full medical treatment" = a muscle graft that allows the forehead to elevate the eyelids. To blink, the eyelids just drift downwards, not fully shut. So my eyes learned to automatically roll upwards, each time I blink and when I sleep.

Eyelid movement is so important that, all my life, my body has (wow!) been re-purposing the lower facial muscles, neck muscles, even part of the tongue and lungs, to open and close the eyelids. TRUE STORY! Today I can squint, and move my eyelids a remarkable amount! When did this happen?! It is not documented. I believe I am revealing, for the first time ever, the true story of Blepharophimosis ptosis.

NOBODY NOTICES. Not consciously. But my expressions are often backwards, or complicated, or unusual. This is like having a speech impediment that someone stops noticing in five minutes, or a few weeks. But it is different. My expressions can only be properly mapped in a one-on-one conversation, where the observer's expressions learn what my matching expressions look like. (*) On film, my expressions appear to be a spectacle of facial grimaces when viewed by a stranger.

CUT TO THE CHASE:

My expressions and microexpressions (especially the ones involving blinks which include involuntary eye rolls) have caused the following lifelong problems:

* A single innocent glance can immediately turn a stranger or even a friend into a person with a permanent blood feud against me, who will NOT listen to reason, invents evidence to support the hatred, and transmits the senseless hate to others. "You sniffed my boyfriend's crotch!" Invented memes become gospel.

* I am completely unable to convey sincerity. Those muscles just don't...exist. Therefore, authority (police, teachers, parents, anyone with a skeptical opinion) never,ever,ever believe me. The mismatch between my words and my subliminally-perceived aspect inevitably lead to escalating suspicion and anger. Even when I am reporting serious crime, or serious personal abuse, the police begin to interrogate ME and things go downhill rapidly. My complaints about this abuse, frustratingly, evoke laughter in my friends, time and time again.

I see in FOX news, er, similar symptoms:

* Dittoheads are furious about insane things that fly in the face of reason, and infect others by the strength of their convictions.

* Commentators say the most outrageous things with seeming sincerity.

Yes, I am contacting facial expression analysis experts, Good Lord, I need a medical note to prevent a routine traffic stop from turning into an absolute nightmare. But do we have time for all that?

YOU are the solution. Microexpressions? Blepharophmosis ptosis people know that a single microexpression can induce permanent, infectious feud over nothing. Find the answer. The evidence is out there.

If you wish to analyze my facial expressions (how embarrassing I apparently look pretty odd, at times) you can contact me, or check out this video, where I was trying to carefully control my expressions for a large audience.

(especially camera angle beginning around 35 minutes in.)
http://fora.tv/2009/03/10/The_Darwin_Awards_Wendy_Northcutt

Thanks for your help! I am 47 years old. A lifetime of sad encounters, culminating in a miracle. The dittohead microexpression that induces hate? It's in my loving face.

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