It was the first time this kid soldier went to the brothel, and when he came back, his comrades were eagerly awaiting his account of the experience.
— Well, I walked into the fucking bordello, and this huge big-ass fucking ass-ugly madam asks me
— Good evening, sir, what will be for your pleasure?
— Well, gimme the cutest chick with the biggest fuckin’ boobs and we’ll be talkin fuckin’ business.
— Certainly sir. I think you’ll be most pleased with Germaine.
So, I follow the fuckin’ big-ass madam up the stairs, through a corridor with several fucking’ rooms with the doors open, each with a fucking broad sitting on the bed. I got to my room with Germaine, which had the biggest fucking boobs I ever saw! So she tells me to relax, she’s gonna fucking take care of everything.
She begins to undo my fucking belt, then my fucking shirt which she removes, giving me some fucking kisses here and there. Before long, I only have my fucking socks on, and I’m standing at fuckin’ attention.
She then notices my fucking knob, and starts putting it in her fucking mouth, running her fucking tongue along the head. Then, she jumps back on her fucking bed, legs apart, showing me her fucking clit.
— And then, asks the chorus of soldiers?
— We had sexual relations.