"Zero- versus One-based numbering".

So call it "Ford Prefect".

Yes, the system is so horrible these days. Why don't you go to your grandfather and say "Record companies are so unfair now! They let me listen to any song I want at the push of a button, but I have to listen to an ad every fifteen minutes or else pay them money!"

Actually, make sure your grandpa has his cane before you say that.

Because my Altavista bookmark is forwarding me there now. When did this happen?

Oh well, I guess I'll try that new "Hotbot".

They tried that, but the customers all fought for ticket number 7.

I can see military uses for a tiny lightweight personal spotter like this.

Otherwise, if it's cheap and it can track its 'owner' well enough it could be the next fad for YouTube clips.

Unless they use laser mics or some equivalent technology.

Which would probably be a good idea for situational awareness.

He was not the Juan.

Does the subject possess any mysterious rings, amulets, or lamps?
Does he make sacrifices to chthonic gods, and if so, which?
Did he recently undertake a quest to bring together a collection of ancient magic gems?
Is the hospital frequented by a wizard or a druid cult?

I appreciate the work they did, but when they don't even consider the patient being swapped with his twin from an alternate dimension it's hard to call it rigorous.

Not in your pocket, apparently.

No, that's the one we're currently in—hence all the apparent giant black holes.

Pfft, my psychiatrist does that all the time.

Respectable mad scientists have known for years that supposed 'black holes' are really just wormholes to the goatee universe.

I know I give mine the finest cashmere tea towels to wear.

...wait, what were we talking about again?

sorry guys watched iron sky with vlad now hes raving about moon nazis gtg my bad