Holy crap, I just looked those things up, they are glorious. And here I was going to make a joke about wanting to run it on an Indigo. You sir, are a true master of the craft.

Would any lumber do or does it specifically need to be a tree? Can I simply stand naked beside a bush and be safe from being "nude"?

As well, would a bonsai tree suit? I could carry one of those under one (very not nude) arm!

Dafuq? It seems that slashdot is actually cutting off the Mu https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Yeah, FTFA 95m is actually the measurement, not meters.

At this point it would be better. At least the whole Octavia x Vinyl thing is canon now...

Holy crap, don't you think you took it a bit far? I mean, making a blog post about him, or even criticizing his work is one thing, killing him for being a twat is another.

If we all went around killing twats where would we be?

Happy?

My excuse?

Uh, hrmm... *checks the calander* Oh! That's right. My excuse for this one was a strong burning sensation and gut pain.

My excuse for what?

Except this has nothing to do with the government (except of course for the outcome of the referendum). This is basically the bank internally speculating in regards to what would happen and what they would need to do to keep afloat in a very turbulent section of the world (should Brexit happen, that is).

The linked article makes no use whatsoever of the phrase "Top-Secret". It is a secret of the bank's, sure, but Top-Secret refers to official government secrets.

Basically, Slashdot's getting into the click-bait business now.

Yeah, but I was actually researching text browsers a few days ago, so still had that link handy.

I mean, you can actually get tabbed browsing with CSS and some javascript support in a text browser with http://elinks.or.cz/

There is a browser perfect for you!

http://lynx.isc.org/current/

Then you didn't read. These tiles show up when you click 'new tab'.

You will get a set of tiles that include your most viewed porn, porn you might like and sponsored porn that they hope you will be into.

You can stop these porn tiles from appearing by simply telling it you want classic new tab, not enhanced porn edition.

Of course this doesn't stop Mozilla from compiling a detailed list of your porn.

Are you providing an API? If so, I could make a startup that caters specifically to people on the go! It will Uber Oober, to contact Uber, so you don't have to!

Called Youber, it is a person-centric service for modern professionals who just don't have time to Uber for Uber.

ISP? Yeah, Dodo are pretty bad. Telecoms company in general? Telstra.

No other company has done so much, to so many, simply to try and retain market share.

Dodo only screw with their own customers. Telstra can shit all over anyone they wish.

Indeed. Been with Internode for a while now and at first wasn't happy with the iiNet buyout, but seeing things like this I am greatly reassured. Now, as for the TPG buyout, I am not sure where things are going to go there.

Would be a shame to have such a good (I use the word in both the moral compass sense, as well as service provided) provider become rolled into just another corporate juggernaut.

Yeah I was going to say...

Saw a program a while back, about RR jet engines. Some of those fan blades are not only so finely machined and built that they are hand-made, but also get internally imaged for problems or stress.

What such tricks with 3d printing do accomplish is they let engineers build a mock-up or scale model from their designs much more efficiently than before.