Journal: Why wasn't I notified of this!

Slashdot has a Journal? Friends? Fans? Foes?
I have fans?

Sweet lord, how the hell did I miss this shit? When were these features added to slashdot? What the hell is going on?! I'm confused. This calls for a smoke.

To those who are on my fan list. Thank you. It's a weird, and good, feeling to know that someone actually notices your comments.

I'll have to start using these newly discovered facilities...