Comment Yes, a new tiny steam engine locomotive... (Score 1) 84
"...and it will carry two hundred passengers from New York's Idyllwild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!"
Comment Re:"Clear and Present Danger" (Score 1) 159
What's a Ben Affleck?
Comment I'm a cop, you idiot... (Score 1) 725
Pretty sure they should all have a Detective John Kimble on stand-by.
Comment Floating Nuclear Power Plant? (Score 1) 122
Just ride the wave... this solves the all tsunami problems...
Comment Interceptions... (Score 3, Funny) 26
You can search for this semi-useful extension with keywords: "Brett Favre plug-in"
Comment Re:Use in Commerce (Score 1) 317
The extra "B" is for "BYOBB."
Comment Re:Schrödinger's Wife (Score 1) 70
The real question is whether or not she's in the trunk.
Comment Re:Depends if someone... (Score 1) 246
It would go something like this... like a tech madlib:
Insert a programing language.
Insert a Operating system.
Insert word "back-trace"
Insert secret NSA technology.
Insert an action verb (e.g. "hacking").
Comment I must break you... (Score 1) 120
In Soviet Russia, passcodes break YOU.
Comment Lasers that "Cool" (Score 0, Flamebait) 169
Now if only the scientists would use lasers to cool all the /. readers. Goddamn bunch o' nerds if you ask me.
Comment Simple Mathematics (Score 2, Funny) 55
X(T(Y+N)) = "In your DVD Collection"
where...
N = The number of times you've seen this movie.
Y = Number of ridiculous golf References
T = THe number of titties in the movie.
X = Is Chevy Chase still funny? (Boolean response)
The Science of Caddyshack 55
astroengine writes "Thirty years after the release of the cult classic comedy Caddyshack, Discovery News has geeked out and gone on the hunt for any trace amount of science they can find in the movie (video). From gopher territoriality to seismic deformation, from pool poop bacteria to the color of lightning, it turns out there's quite a lot of science to talk about..."
Comment Re:yes, but... (Score 1) 210
I think he meant to type run "from." Please edit your replies.
Comment Google Readying To Pull Out of China... (Score 0, Redundant) 343
Google should know that the pull-out method doesn't always work and can yield unwanted progeny.
Comment The obvious answer... (Score 1) 710
Are we forgetting Tylium? Easily mine-able and can spool your FTL drive. Endless benefits.
