Strike one. Groan.

I was playing devil's advocate in the same stylistic fashion as another commenter. Would you like eggs with that hate?

If you are a gigantic corporation that doesn't give two shits about anyone who doesn't invest in your corporation and you entrust a prototype of a forthcoming product to a nincompoop lackey who loses it in a fucking BAR, you bring the full force of your influence over the local police department right down on the head of the stupid sonofabitch who finds said prototype. High profile embarrassments demand ACTION! NOW! HARDER! GET HIM!

Sure, you could just delete them or filter them and leave it be. But if you want to do something nice for a stranger (but a stranger who shares your name, which kinda puts you in a special club), why not perpetrate some special trickery in order to determine the person to whom the emails are intended so you may contact them to inform you're receiving mail intended for them. It's really a shame that you can't simply mark emails with "return to sender, addressee not known." It's easy to not care. I'm not suggesting making this your life's effort, but doing something nice for someone you don't know is always a good way to please the cosmos.

I wish there were a tick box beside each comment's subject reading thusly: __ I have read the book. __I have not read the book. It's important to categorize the debunkers.

And so the official underreporting and censorship of the magnitude of the Fukushima incident by official governmental agencies begins. Or, really, continues. And all I got was this irradiated tee-shirt.

An indignant hacker? What's next? Shoplifters of the world uniting?

I don't like this.

Rename the Recycle Bin "Steve Jobs Mansion" and a committee will prevent you from emptying it for 10 years.

Someone tell New York Times Johnson he ain't trending no more.

If I said "duck vaginas" would anyone know to what I'm referring?

Looks like I've got some new ammo for those paternity test results. Those little quantum-tunneling buggers! Nothing in space-time could have held them back!

TSIA

My favorite part of Fox News is the polls they conduct, and how they are always very skewed toward the conservative angle. Because liberals DON'T WATCH FOX NEWS. The only liberals watching Fox News are comedy writers.

Thinking any password sacrosanct on this here interwebs is ridiculous. The self-satisfied Gawker-enthusiast is the very type of person who should know better.