I have the same problem (or similar at least).

I own a TV for watching movies and playing the odd Play Station game on when nostalgia strikes. But I have not been able to justify spending the extra money per month to get cable (especially when I can just download the few TV shows I want to watch).

I often find myself telling people that I don't have cable just so they will stop asking me if I've "seen this new funny commercial?" or if I've "seen the trailer for the new movie coming out soon?". I don't think that makes me a hipster, because I am not proud of it... in fact, I am embarrassed by the fact that I can't afford Cable.

But it really is just easier to put the conversation out of it's misery before it starts by saying "no, man. I don't have cable, I haven't seen a commercial or movie trailer for 2 years". They we can talk about the weather instead.

-hps

Don't forget to use a car with an oil pan/lubrication system that is designed to work at all angles.

Otherwise you will be purchasing an engine rebuild from your local mechanic before you get bored of the fire tornado.

-hps

I work for a freight forwarding company that has a website which does similar things to what the poster has requested. Their website does exactly that. When it comes time to print, it is converted into a PDF.

This also seems to make the saving and e-mailing of forms much easier too, just because most people with a computer will have a program to view a PDF file. However, (for example) the other freight forwarder in Innsbruck, Austria might not have Office 2007 yet, so if you send them a .xlsx file... They can't open it, or print it... and you just lost a full 24 hours (thanks to timezone fun).

Further to that, I bet the guy in Innsbruck doesn't have Opera 10.53 either. And if by some chance he DOES have it, and you tell him he has to downgrade to Opera 10.10 so he can use your "handy" web program, he's going to tell you to go look up the definition of "handy"

Now try explaining the following to the freight forwarding company you're working for:
You: "Yes, it does all of the things you asked for, it's fan-freaking-tastic! Look at all these features. All you have to do is get all of your clients and offices and other users to download and install Opera 10.10 (or whichever browser you decide to cater to)"

Them: "What's Opera 10.10"

You: "It's this great niche browser that is the only one I could make work with my program, but you'll love it!... What's that sound"

Them: "It's your paycheck being torn up. Thanks for your time."

The trouble is, the people who work in freight are there to move freight. They know how to move freight, they specialize in moving freight (it is quite complicated sometimes). They do NOT specialize in working computers, they do NOT know what the difference is between Opera, IE & Firefox. And the real problem is, when it comes time to move somebodies freight... 95% of the time they need it moved RIGHT-FUCKING-NOW!! If people have to battle with web browser compatibility issues to use your program, they will simply stop using it.

-hps

OK, so what Wii game involves pointing the gun at yourself? It doesn't sound like much fun (remind me not to buy it). Does the controller even work when you point it at yourself?

The only thing being "used to playing a Wii game" should have taught this child is which end goes forward! And that is should be pointed at the evil brainless beings.

The fact that the Wii is even mentioned at all in this tragedy just boils down to human beings natural instinct to try and deflect some of the blame/responsibility when they screw up.

-hps

Here in Canada we get a fair amount of snow, from time to time, and we do have those LED street lights in quite a few places. Yet, in 8 years of driving, I have _never_ seen this snow covering problem. Either I've just been really lucky, or there must be a difference in design?

Our traffic lights all have round pieces of metal over the top of each light (like the brim of a baseball cap). I always assumed these were there to prevent the sun from glaring off the light and making them impossible to see... but maybe it is in fact to keep the snow off?

I also always assumed these little 'hats' were universal across North America. Do they have these in the Midwest?

-hps

Didn't anyone see the last episode? They found earth and it had primitive tribal humans already. They were planning to educate them, give them language, teach them, etc... so obviously some would have sex (whether in love or not).

BSG is clearly an accurate account of our own history, so I was not surprised to see this headline. Nor will I be surprised next year when the headline says they've discovered Humans mated with Cylons around the same time.

-hps

Now everyone with a grow op in their basement has to go out and buy new fancy lights which give off Galactic Cosmic Rays.

-hps

The mouthpiece idea has been around for a while in the form of the Avalung http://www.blackdiamondequipment.com/en-us/shop/ski/avalung/avalung-ii.

The idea is sound, but I think putting it into action would be a bit dicey.
a) Getting it into your mouth before being swept away/while being swept away.
b) Keeping it in your mouth while being swept away.

Avalanches tend to thrash you around a bit, and they also tend to be a bit stronger than you. Probably if you got a good bite on it before things really got carried away you'd be fine? Perhaps in the case of the AvaJacket the air cousin would help shield your mouthpiece from blows?

As for the airbag system. It looks neat, but also cumbersome. I'd use it if it didn't interfere more than a regular jacket collar does, and also provided it didn't go off at random times.

Helmets protect your head also, and I already wear one of those, so that just leaves the neck thing I guess.

I certainly agree that, aside from the translation, it's not really that funny or entertaining in an idle sort of way.

As an after thought, I'm not sure how I feel about the compressed air canister. It would probably have to be metal or hard plastic. I often carry a metal flask of rum with me when I'm snowboarding. Last year I fell on it while it was in my breast pocket and I can assure you, it was NOT a comfortable thing to land on! If the above video, the canister is shown to be in a very similar rib-smashing position.

-hps

I've not read TFA yet as I'm just on my way out the door but...

We are already approaching a world wide water shortage are we not? What possible good could come of firing water into space? Even the dirty stuff needs to stay on the planet, as it will never be replaced once it's gone.

-hps

The only way I can imagine that there will be peace is if there is a suddenoutbreakofcommonsense among the masses.

I.e.
"Hey wait a second... those people are, just people, going about their own lives."

So ya.... not gonna happen.

-hps

I would like to vouch for MarkRose's comment 100%

Being from mid Ontario, I will admit that I haven't experienced -40 very often. But having worked outdoors (with a construction crew) for a winter and a half in -20 weather (before wind), I will surely agree, that if you dress for it, it's not that bad.

Sure, maybe the sandwich you brought for lunch is a little hard by lunch time. And maybe the water you brought to drink is a little slushy. And maybe the sensation of whipping it out to take a leak behind that tree is a little strange. But the most important thing to remember is, don't hold spare nails in your mouth! Sure, you can get away with it in the summer (and hammer more efficiently), but in the winter they stick!

Seriously though. I recently moved to Vancouver, where they have had an unusually large amount of snow fall, perhaps a foot? And if you ask them, they'd tell you the Apocalypse is coming. If you ask me, they're bloody whiners!

BUT, if I went to Texas, and ran into a rattle snake, I'd probably soil myself, while the locals laughed at me. If I went to Afghanistan and was stranded by a sandstorm, I wouldn't have the first clue what to do! If I went to California and there was an earthquake... I'd be like a fish out of water.

We all know what we're used to, and we're all happy to laugh at those who don't know it. But I think it's important to realize that there are a LOT of things we don't know and we're not used to, which other folks do know, and yes, they will laugh at us.

So if someone is "snowbound" and you think they aren't, show them the path to the nearest snowman, snowball, snow angel, toque, beer, or hoser. In return, ask only that they show you safety when confronted with what they know best, who knows, it might be sailing, survival during famine, or sandboarding. Shit, maybe you will learn how to play chess!

"Nobody is good at everything, but everybody is good at something"

-hps