As sure as I am that this is legit, did you seriously try to debunc a 4chan conspiracy by saying "many people have confirmed it"?

You obviously know *nothing* about 4chan...

I just have one thing to add. Make sure you don't try this in a large crowd. Bullies may be cowards, but they have a reputation to uphold. Fight back with only a few onlookers and they will probably give up, try it in a crowd and the bully will keep going so as not to lose "rep".

But yes, fighting back is the only successful solution I have ever seen when dealing with bullies. Too bad nobody in power will believe it...

I'm thinking it would turn to dust before it ever had a chance to cut you.

Then you use small black holes to create an anti-gravity point and hold it there.

Gah, and you got my hopes up. I was hoping for a competition where people try to graffiti a wall as fast as possible while another guy tries to wash the same wall. Give the painter a half-wall head-start and see who wins :D

Lol, I guess someone with the RC had mod points :P

Since when is Australia in the West?

That's not a bug, it's a feature!

Yes it is, the pawns just didn't read the second page of the attack plan.

Better hurry before they disable the Apple-bashing on your iPhone/iPad!

Did anyone ever get that version to run more than a week without going up in flames?

You just took a service subscription and compared it to a property rental. Not even close. For the analogy to be even close, it would be the landlord restricting who is allowed to visit your rented aparentment, which unless the person is causing huge problems (loud parties, etc), there is NOTHING the landlord can do about it.

I love how the water it holds has more volume than the device itself :P

I'm pretty sure you could play a wide-screen version of pong on this

Too late, I wrote it as a module and modded it in during runtime.