Comment The solution (Score 1) 420
Get a nice pair of noise-cancelling headphones if you absolutely must be thrust into this environment.
Won't comment on Facebook Hack, since it's not clear to me why Facebook itself needs to exist. But to each their own...
My understanding is that Facebook needed a more statically-typed language (while still preserving the familiar syntax of PHP) in order to exploit more performance advantages when compiling their code to the HHVM, which started off as a PHP compiler.
The main differentiation is that hipsters are pussies.
Fixed that for you.
To do nothing is to be nothing.