All food IS various chemicals.

I like Turkey south of Georgia, just like Florida.

I don't they are meant to be consumed. But eating them would probably be less harmful than inhaling them.

It's ultragigabreast mucle (pectoralis Major/Minor), not mammary glands.

What-you-did-there Ohoy!

Must have been a typo.

No, microwaves cure defective brains. (But doesn't give you a tan.)

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords!

I said it a second ago. My friends must have said it a few dozen times.

Tesla gets to use the land for free.

Installation, maintenance, and electricity cost them money. But none of that money goes to the land owner. It's simply the costs they have when making the hardware, getting the hardware to the 'land', installing the hardware, maintaining the hardware, paying the power company and so on.

Or one enormous mutant star-goat.

Lobby, lobbier, lobbiest.

I never read Pterosaur as Peterosaur.

Hare hare!

Heat water to 96-100 C, add coffee grounds and wait for the ground to settle to the bottom.

Writing poetry
in the slashdot comment field
is this a haiku?