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nategoose writes: This truly is the stupidest SPAM I've ever gotten. I found it in my Spam on my gmail account.

Sally
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          Hide options Oct 7 (2 days ago)
From: Sally
Reply-To: Sally
To: [e-mail]
Date: Oct 7, 2006 1:54 AM
Subject: I can't find www.gmail.com on Google!
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