I am not a business. Businesses need accountants and legal help as part of their ordinary existence, and they're artificial entities to begin with.
Businesses are people! Who the fuck do you think runs them? Automatons? Are there AI constructs that write pay checks to the workers? What makes you think that an electrician, who is usually the sole proprietor of his business, can afford to hire accountants and lawyers "as part of their ordinary existence" as you put it? Even corporations are people. People make or lose money when the group is profitable or not. There is never a non-person involved in the process. Share holders are people too. A lot of people's retirements are bound to a particular corporations stock, and when they lose money people lose money not some "artificial entity" as you so eloquently put it but real live people. And while larger businesses usually do hire accountants and lawyers, it is only to combat piss ant people like you who think that money and resources grow on trees.
When the company has to pay additional workers that perform no useful function other than to fill out fucking useless forms, it means their products and services cost more and their employees get paid less and everyone but the lawyer and/or accountant loses. Even the government loses because the business making less money will mean less tax revenue. So great fucking plan, let's make people do a bunch of useless shit because you've deemed them "artificial entities". How about this? I deem you an "artificial entity"!
Republicans have been up to funny business in state legislatures across the country deliberately making it harder for people to vote...
...despite the fact that the only people caught recently were Republicans...
Citation needed.
Given you cite a number of articles on aggressively "conservative" web sites, I suspect that you refuse to look outside your tiny world.
The Google news aggregator is my tiny world?
The death toll of 81 people has not since been equaled by a natural disaster in Canada. In addition to the casualties, over 4,000 families were left homeless.[9] The Department of Public Safety and Emergency Preparedness Canada estimates the total cost of Hurricane Hazel for Canada, taking into account long-term effects such as economic disruption, the cost of lost property, and recovery costs, to be C$137,552,400 (2009: $1,126,947,163)
I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.