intelligible title has.

but... Zune 3.11 for Workgroups

...people see Zunes commiting suicide by flying out from Ballmer's office.

"It is said to have a total capacitance of 30.693 F and can hold 52.220 kWh of energy."

Wait! How many Library of Congress could that battery power by hour?

...a low ID owner such as yours presumably have enough Slashdot-savvy to NOT have to ask this?

but well, at least you've read the FA! ;-)

"...and withstand temperatures of 200 degrees Celsius and radiation that would make solid-state disk memory disintegrate."

Hooray! At last I'll be able to get a fail-proof SSD in case of battery meltdown in my Sony laptop.

You can not wipe your drive anymore... All your data will be readable by anyone.

Yeah! Especially by these old people in South Korea!

So that means this famous historic Pullitzer-winning photograph is illegal in the UK ?

This law is f$#@ ridiculous...

I am Captain Obvious and I approve this FA.

The 'levels' are :

1 - Normal alertness
2 - Increased alertness
3 - ???
4 - PROFIT !!!

I've been waiting such a long time to afford one of these to try that Linux thing legally.

... sites using Silverlight

All five of them!? Really?

From Wikipedia :

Built initially in 1589 in response to raids on Havana harbor, el Morro protected the mouth of the harbor with a chain being strung out across the to the fort at La Punta. It first saw action in the 1762 British expedition against Cuba when Lord Albemarle landed in Cojimar and attacked the fort defended by Luis Vicente de Velasco e Isla from its rear. It fell because the English could command the high ground

Now I'm waiting for the 64-bit version of Duke Nukem Forever!