Comment Re:Ups and Downs (Score 5, Funny) 324
Zathras used to being beast of burden. Zathras have sad life, probably have sad death, but at least there is symmetry
Yes, but what if one of the snipers breaks a law? Hmmm? Who snipes the snipers?
Fine, fine, I'll do it.
I bet if Islam allowed alcohol they'd all be a lot less cranky.
Some of the crankiest people I knew were fundies living in dry counties in Texas. You may be on to something.
Additionally, any violations of these laws will result in life imprisonment for the board of directors and all executives.
Not harsh enough. They should be forced to get root canals from dentistry students getting their instructions live via videos streamed over that company's network. [ Any other ideas? ]
While at the same time being forced to watch Battlefield Earth over Google's fiber optic network.
Is there some reason the NSA is still around?
Yes. They have a file on everyone in Congress.
Not to mention that most of my fellow Americans are too poopy-pants afraid of teh terroristz to ever allow that to happen. If anybody in Congress tried to dismantle the NSA, you'd better believe that their next opponent would label them "soft on national security". That could be enough to swing many elections, thus you'll never see it done.
I don't. Their source code would be better off in the hands of just about anybody else, including monkeys with typewriters.
I was under the impression that it was initially created by monkeys with typewriters.
If you think the system is working, ask someone who's waiting for a prompt.
