A prankster has snuck into his local Apple temple of consumerism and footed with one of the display models.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
I thought that was weird to... the original site says footled so they probably meant fooled - though footled is a word, but doesn't mean anything that makes sense. Of course my l33t speak is a bit rusty.
As an Anonymous Coward mentioned down below, the chemistry of oxidising pyrimidine to uracil is utterly trivial. No chemist would be even slightly surprised that it happens after illumination by UV light. This brings us no closer to understanding the origins of life than we were 100 years ago.
I was thinking the same thing. Converting Pyrimidine to Uracil is simply adding a few oxygen atoms in the right places. Now if they only got uracil (or at least a significant majority) as a product that would be something. It's like shooting red paintballs at a target, followed by yellow paintballs and then being amazed that you see a lot of orange!
To do nothing is to be nothing.