This one really is just a series of tubes

So, a round of applause for...this inanimate carbon rod!

Waitaminute, he wants theaters to play his 3D 48fps movie, but he releases a message on videotape ? wtf?

Don't worry, they are stored on secure computers from Lenovo. Nobody got fired for buying IBM^H^H^H Lenovo, right?

I thought we were an autonomous collective

Fill in the blanks: Congress' __________ Response Given a 'D' By ___________

Google+: Missing People

Please make the units at least comparable. It's bad enough to measure data SIZE in "HD movies" (or LoC's), but then saying its equal to a data RATE without saying how long that might take is just wrong.

We apologize for the fault in the parent post. Those responsible have been sacked.

How many two year olds know what a "login" is? Mine does. And my four year old has had one since she was little too. I dont let them use my account. They know how to switch to theirs and even (rightly, I guess) get mad when anyone doesn't use their own login. On the Mac, there's a pretty good whitelist of websites and you need admin privs to allow new applications to run.

doesn't anyone remember bang paths?

You don't happen to work at the Russian Space Agency purchasing department, do you?

Sorry, I already have my minimum number of flair.

Tell that to my 2 year old. He works a mouse just fine, can read a decent amount of words, and can use the remote on the appletv to play Cars or Thomas the Train. Still poops himself though.

Unless of course, more shenanigans are revealed.