Comment Re:WoW! (Score 1) 116
Neal Stephenson, is that you???
Neal Stephenson, is that you???
Back in 2000 my buddy and I were forced to take a beginning linux class in order to take the advanced - so we quickly got the root password for the DeadRat server the teacher was running for the class - created some alternates, then installed scorched3d for the rest of the year we played scorched3d while the rest of the class tried to learn.
No, he didn't, Microsoft says it OVER AND OVER again. Like in 1999, when they were shilling exchange to sysadmins and consultants so "you can bill more hours"
The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 6th, 2012. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
No NINA, NO!!
Perhaps it is early but... did anyone else read that last line as
"which can be considered a severe slap for the Clown Prosecutor."
?
Indeed BrainRam, INDEED!
It's not like they are actually providing real stories that they haven't skewed for their ratings/viewer-base/entertainment value.
Pip pip Cheerio!
Soon we will see just how many David Camerons, Tony Blairs and Gordon Browns there are in Britain...
But doesn't Balmer already work there? Or are they buying it so they can explain him? Something that goes with his personality? As I'm typing this - this shows up below...
MorphOS is a nice-looking, low-resource, and nimble OS that can't match the capabilities of current Windows, Mac, and Linux.
So, it's like OS 9.6?
What a loss, the only laptop running Gnu Hurd. The individual who stole it will be very sorry though, as he will be forced to use emacs, and as it does everything, it will be the only program on the computer...
yes, ignored by Microsoft first and foremost, because as a general rule, when you have their operating system installed they are tracking you. It would be better if they automatically had DO NOT FUCK MY COMPUTER BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THIS BROWSER turned on by default, that would be awesome...
I don't think so, Nikola Tesla has been dead for 69 years.
What if the androids can Generate Meeting Request From Their ASSES! The same place Microsoft is pulling these patent ideas from not to mention the idiots that make these feeble rulings.
Well then, the 10 people still using OpenOffice will be able to update... I mean, LibreOffice is faster and their template site works. Plus it does not have that Oracle logo...
"Ninety percent of baseball is half mental." -- Yogi Berra