Shhh.... It make the show work.

"this is not off-topic, this is the exact same first thought I had."

Well then, on-topic it is.

Perhaps he needed to make sure his mafia wars character was doing ok. Maybe he needed to rob some mega casinos or something.

Just because it can penetrate 200 ft does not mean that it will leave a 200 ft hole.

1 foot = 0.30480 meters

Is that better?

Nadal Natal?

Would you like to play a game? ... of Jeopardy?

I agree with all of this, but you forgot about the jump cuts. Call me crazy, but I actually like to be able to tell what's going on in a fight scene.

Well, if nobody has ever been prosecuted, it must not be illegal. Phew!

Can't we simplify this further?

Explosives = Good Times

I just read it for the 1st time at age 32 and I thought it was epic.

Fixed it for you. The letters are now in alphabetical order. LIKE THEY SHOULD BE!

There was this kid who really liked cutting weeds in the south forty with a machete. He cut weeds so much that it effected his school work and he never spent time with his family. One day his mom took his machete away and told him to do his homework like a good little boy. I'll be darned if that kid didn't steal back his machete and cut his mom in half with it. In court, they blamed the machete. Can you believe that?