actually...
The email attributed the piece to "Colonel L. Caudill USMC (Ret)." We did some research and found that apparently there is no Col (or Major) L. Caudill USMC (Ret). Rather it appears that the essay was written by Marko Kloos and posted on his blog on March 23, 2007. You can read more of his essays by clicking here. Unfortunately there are none posted after July, 2008. But if you like the essay above you will also find this one interesting, particularly if you are in the market for a handgun. And there are other gun related pieces on Marko's blog you will likely be interested in.
Take a look at google for more details
I have a cheaper/better/faster alternative to this
It can go for miles, can refuel automatically off of native vegetation, can be taught new commands in the battlefield, and is self-replicating.
It's called a HORSE!
Why stop at winning once? So you don't get caught at it. The governement of (Insert your country here) is going to make sure you "disappear" into (Insert name of your country's version of Area 51) that you won't even know what hit you!
The next thing you know you'll be predicting troop movements for the government, and lottery numbers for the guards...
Divorce stinks, and I'm single again.
EWWWWWWWW
A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable. -- Thomas Jefferson