Comment I smell my hands after farting on them (Score -1) 1
I smell my hands after farting on them. Sometimes before a shower I'll wipe my ass with a towel or my underwear and smell my body-odor/butt-perfume.
Submission + - web creator apologizes for double slashes (timesonline.co.uk) 1
Comment Re:Government at its finest (Score -1) 294
Oh look, another junior college student just read fight club.
Comment Re:A scientific icon (Score -1) 183
Hmmm... I know who Carl Sagan is, and I know who Alan Alda is, so they definitely aren't "nobodies." You, on the other hand are no doubt known only by the urine-filled mountain dew bottles who watch on as you play WOW in your underpants, and your parents, who probably despise you.
Comment Re:Republicans? (Score -1) 899
Protip: The "FREE IQ TEST" you took online is not a real IQ test.
"Protip:" GTFO and GB24CHAN.
Comment Re:Threatening plurality? (Score -1) 703
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... enjoy your "flamebait" mod ^_^
Comment Re:when they are old enough to be unsupervised (Score -1) 286
Yikes, you make me sad. You really do.
I hope any potential sex partners you come across manage to hook up with a real man before you have a chance to father any neurotic shut-ins.
Comment Re:Threatening plurality? (Score -1) 703
3% == Americans who *want* health insurance but are not covered. 86% == Number happy with what they've got (TIME Aug 10)
Whine all you want you little asshole, but gov't-funded healthcare is coming, and you are going to help pay for it, whether you like it or not. There is nothing you are capable of saying or doing that will change that. ^_^
Comment Re:Dogma (Score -1) 289
The correlationisnotcausation tag always appears with controversial topics, such as linux and music theft. I've always taken it as an emotional reaction to some piece of news that threatens the limited worldviews of a large number of slashdot users.
Being obese might or might not damage your brain, but I would rather not have to see you regardless. Please have consideration for your moral and genetic betters when you decide whether to stay home and cry in your basement or venture outside where you might accidentally befoul my line of sight.
Comment Re:WTF? (Score -1) 640
is this story doing on /., a GEEK website.
BZZZT! You lose. It's cmdrtaco's website, and he(or his editors) can put up whatever he wants. Get the fuck out or get the fuck over it.
Comment you are a faggot. (Score -1) 782
You are being deliberately obtuse, in the late 1700s all slaves were blacks. Yes there were some free blacks but they were a tiny minority compared to the number of slaves. It is one of the great tragedies of American history that blah blah blah
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn* seriously, I am imagining you right now hunched over the keyboard, and biting your knuckle with a small tear coming out of your eye. stop being such a faggot.
Comment Wrong (Score -1, Troll) 515
No, we're biased because, to date, double-blind studies
No, you're biased because you like free wifi. If some double-blind study came out that did support this DJ's claim, you would be among the first group of slashdotters shouting "OMGZ, CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATIONZ LOL!!!!11!!`~!" By the way, do you even know what a double-blind study is, or did you see someone else using the term upthread? (That's a rhetorical question, by the way. I'm sure you're furiously googling for something you can paraphrase in a reply. Don't bother, I know you're full of shit.)
Comment Re:Correction (Score -1) 546
hahahaha, mister Anonymous mcJuniorcollegedropout is butthurt because he can't even get a job doing tech support. Most slashdotters' technical knowledge starts and stops at using the search box on demonoid.com to find Iron Man bootlegs. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiil.
Comment Re:I hate time sinks (Score -1) 209
You should have gone to a better college.
Comment Re:Unfortunately, it will never happen. (Score -1) 554
I'm so glad no one listens to you when its time to spend the tax money.
